Apples, oranges, and eggs…

October 7th, 2016 | Category: Witticism | Tags: comparing things, making comparisons, unequal comparisons

Here’s a way to make a point: compare the thing you like with a Faberge egg, and the thing you don’t like with a chicken egg.

Customer: (to car salesman) “But why is this convertible so much more expensive than the competition’s convertible?”

Car Salesman: “Why, that would be like comparing apples and oranges…like comparing a Faberge egg to a chicken egg!”