Shots of Wit

A regular posting of witticisms, aphorisms, and general musings by Clifford Cohen.

Apples, oranges, and eggs…

Here’s a way to make a point: compare the thing you like with a Faberge egg, and the thing you don’t like with a chicken egg.

Back Story

Customer: (to car salesman) “But why is this convertible so much more expensive than the competition’s convertible?”

Car Salesman: “Why, that would be like comparing apples and oranges…like comparing a Faberge egg to a chicken egg!”

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